have you ever seen the girls next door on E! ??? It's about hef's girlfriends...and I am dressing up as one of them next year.

Kendra - she is 20, bleached out hair, has a grill and a pimp cup, and just walks around shaking her ass saying "daaaaaaaamn, i should be in a rap video"

so get excited!!!

To Whomever it may concern,
In order to support my ever growing catnip and science diet food habit, I am seeking employment. I am an adorable kitty that will do whatever is necessary (as long as it does not conflict with my sleeping habit) to get the job done. Please review the following resume in consideration for employment.

Sincerely,
Ludo K. Anderson


Resume for Ludo K. Anderson:


Ludo Kitty Anderson

Employment History

Being Cute; Lawrence, KS; Birth to Present
- Laying on back with all four paws in the air.
- Sleeping in a ball.
- Making cute meowing noises.
- Purring.

Bug Hunter; Lawrence, KS; Birth to Present
- Hunting bugs, spiders, and flying insects on a regular basis.
- Never allowed a bug to get free.
- Caught multiple moths and other flying insects in midair.
- Left presents of dead spiders for my owner on her bed.


Interests

- Rubbing catnip mice onto face.
- Sleeping.
- Eating and drinking fresh/running water.
- Pooping.

sometimes ludo and i sit outside. he runs around and plays with bugs and smells plants and chirps at birds. usually i say "ok, time to go in" or "don't wander off ludo." today when i said that he looked at me and i pictured him saying "MOM...i'm just playing!!! 5 more minutes, 5 more minutes! Gawsh!"

dear skinny bitches,
quit glaring at me.

love,
rae

i found a dog at the humane society. his name is bebop. he's 10 months old and a golden retriever. he's very sweet...and loves me. him and ludo would be best frends. i would be approved for adoption - the humane society had already started processing me.

BUT ABERDEEN DOESN'T ALLOW DOGS!!!!

bastards.

so don't get me wrong...the weather is nice and it's nice only working 4 full days a week and not having as much shit to do at night, but summer is kind of sucking. i paint rooms at the Edwards Campus - and by paint I mean re-paint them the same color of white they already are to cover up all of the dings and scratches from chairs and backpacks and douchebags. this is only one of 3 jobs, but still as I paint I have nothing else to do but think - think about everything in my life I've ever f'ed up or done wrong, regrets, times I've made a complete jackass out of myself, etc. etc. etc. It doesn't help that I'm a hypochodreac (sp??) so I sit there and think about how I may have mad cow disease, west nile, bad breath, etc. Yeah - so basically summer sucks.

You know what else sucks? Your mom.

i'm writing this entry as proof that i'm not going to be some schmuck lawyer with local commercials saying "used the latest diet pill??? you could be a part of a class action law suit..." or a corporate suit...that's even worse.

Anyway, Friday I started my new internship with a massive domestic violence shelter. I'm so excited...I'm an intern for their staff attorney so I'll be helping her with reserach projects, client interviews, going to court with her, organizing all the case info, etc. etc. She primarily does divorce cases which often involve child custody issues. She also does a lot of Protection From Abuse orders, some restrainig orders, Protection From Stalking Orders, that type of thing. I'm starting right after finals and she said the position is mine until I graduate. The one downside is that it's unpaid and in Johnson County, but from what I've been told, because I'm interested in public interest law they don't really have paid internships (considering all of the clients don't pay for the services). But the fact that she really wants me to learn a lot from this and doesn't just want me to get her coffee or something makes the unpaid thing totally worth it - and it's nice to see that I really can use my degree to help people that need it, and of course the domestic violence issue is close to my heart, so I'm super pumped.

In other news - finals start in one week for me. Finals schedule: saturday morning, tuesday morning, saturday afternoon, tuesday morning, friday morning - that's right...two weeks...including two saturday finals (i thought about protesting and saying I was jewish and that saturday was my day to be with the lord or something...but i restrained myself).

And yes...it's saturday night and I'm sitting in my apartment watching every court special on A&E, but in my defense I have been working on outlines for finals all day long and after finals i'll totally be all cool going out all the time (well, i'll have two jobs and an internship, so maybe not...).

http://ludosknit.blogspot.com/

don't judge me. i feel you judging me.

yeah, so it's been a while...

today i had to do an oral argument...and it went surprisingly well...and i didn't pee my pants! down side - had to wear a suit all day during classes and i felt like a mom.

my sister gave me these aquatic turtles a while back - and they are filthy. I want to give them a bath all of the time but i can't because they have salmonila and give me the creeps.

in other news...it's really hot here but i don't want to turn on my a/c. the other day i left a little fan on and looked over and saw ludo laying in front of the fan on his back with all of his legs laying all over the place (i call it his playboy pose)...it was pretty funny.

alright...that's all for now.

so this weekend...most people missed it...but i yelled at a guy in perkins and called him a douchebag and told him to get away from me before i punched him in the face...that was big for me.

and...my computer is broken...over 400 dollars and two weeks to fix...so sad...stupid motherboards

oh yeah...and i'm in love with a stripper...she's rockin' she's rollin'...i'm in love with a stripper... (did i mention my car radio is broken and i only get 95.7 the vibe???)

today i saw a lady going into the grocery store with two small kids and she was obviously pregnant. they were a cute little family, so most people would probably think "oh, how nice"...my first thought was "jesus christ lady, quit having fucking kids..." so maybe i'm not a good person, but seriously...at some point people just need to stop procreating.

it's almost christmas! i am trying to finish sewing christmas presents for my family. i haven't even gotten to friends' presents...sorry guys...you may just be stuck with whatever is in my fridge...for pat, half a thing of ketchup; for jenn, 8 eggs (they will go bad the day after christmas...so eat them quick); for katertot, 3 sticks of string cheese; for loes, two cans of soda; for duda, ranch dip for veggies (you supply the veggies); and for my sweet sweet love dave, the rest of the popsicles you left at my apt.
merry f'ing christmas and happy hannukah to my jewish friends.

see you all soon!

today i donated some cat food that ludo won't eat to the humane society. when i got there, there was a siberian husky running around outside in the snow. she's like 2 or 3 years old and her name is eskimo. i want her soooo bad. but i'm afraid she wouldn't get along with ludo. and i don't have enough money for another pet...or enough room. so sad.

I just got home from my second final...it was 9 hours long. Well, i turned it in about 15 minutes early and it took about 15 minutes to pick it up...and I took a 20 minute lunch break...so it was more like an 8 hour final. The good news is...it's done. The bad news is...I still have 3 more. But they are only 3 or 4 hours long each.

If I quit law school I'm moving in with Kater and she's going to be my sugar mama...thanks kater. i hope she doesn't make me give it up....i don't know if that was part of the deal. If it is, I'm still in.

My Boyfriend: The Sensitive Guy.

A conversation from today.

Rae: Hey.
Dave: Hey, what's going on?
Rae: Well earlier today I went to Petco and left crying.
Dave: Why?
Rae: Because they had dogs from the humane society wearing bandanas saying "Adopt Me" and theire faces were so sad and I wanted to take them home but couldn't and so I felt really bad for them and didn't want to leave them and so I started crying.
Dave: Are you on your period or something?

Yeah...that's my sweet baby. Haha.

I've outlined civil procedure for 5 hours so far today...it's time for a break:
Start with 100%, and take away 1% for everything you've done/that's happened to you on this list. Put the number you are left with in the subject line EXAMPLE... if you did ONE thing you would put 99%... and so on.

1. Smoked. 100
2. Drank alcohol. 99
3. Cried when someone died. 98
4. Been drunk. 97
5. Had sex. 96
6. Been to a concert. 95
7. Given a handjob/gotten a handjob. 94
8. Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob. 93
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. 93
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. 93
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. 92
12. Laughed hard something came out of your nose 91
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before. 91
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. 90
15. Been to prom. 89
16. Cried at school. 88
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. 87
18. Went streaking. 87
19. Given a lap dance. 86
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. 85
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. 84
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. 83
23. Kissed a stranger. 83
24. Hugged a stranger. 82
25. Went scuba diving. 82
26. Driven a car. 81
27. Gotten an xray. 80
28. Hit by a car. 80
29. Had a party. 80
30. Done drugs. 80
31. Played strip poker. 80
32. Got paid to strip for someone. 80
33. Ran away from home. 80
34. Broken a bone. 80
35. Eaten sushi. 79
36. Bought porn. 79 (that shit's free)
37. Watched porn. 78
38. Made porn. 78
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. 77
40. Been in love. 76
41. Frenched kissed. 75
42. Laughed so hard you cried. 74
43. Cried yourself to sleep. 73
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. 72
45. Stabbed yourself. 72
46. Shot a gun. 72
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. 72
48. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. 71
49. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. 71
50. Watched an animal die. 71
51. Watched a person die. 71
52. Had sex and/or messed around somewhere with at least one person present. 71
53. Pranked somebody. 70
54. Put somebody in the hospital. 70
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. 70
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. 69
57. Dressed punk. 68
58. Dressed goth. 68
59. Dressed preppy. 67
60. Been to a motocross race. 66
61. Avoided somebody. 65
62. Been stalked. 64
63. Stalked someone. 64
64. Met a celebrity. 64
65. Played an instrument. 63
66. Ridden a horse. 63
67. Cut yourself. 63
68. Bungee jumped. 63
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. 63
70. Been to a wild party. 62
71. Got caught stealing something. 62
72. Kicked a guy in the balls. 62
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. 62
74. Went out with your friend's crush. 62
75. Got arrested. 62
76. Been pregnant. 62
77. Babysat. 61
78. Been to another country. 60
79. Started your house on fire. 60
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. 60
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. 60
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. 59
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex. 58
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months. 57
85. Sat on your ass all day. 56
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. 55
87. Had a job. 54
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. 54
89. Been called a whore. 54
90. Danced like a whore. 53
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. 53
92. Been in a car accident. 52
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. 51
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. 50
95. Raped somebody. 50 and wtf?
96. Danced in the rain. 49
97. Been rejected. 48
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. 48
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. 48

Wow, that was lame.

Currently living in my apartment:
1 goldfish
1 cat named ludo
2 aquatic turtles
and 1 rae

i'm ready for christmas, i'm ready for winter break, i'm ready for finals to be over. i have 2 weeks of finals....2 weeks.

i made cupcakes yesterday, with pink frosting and sprinkles. i've already eaten 4 and i'm about to have 1 more.

i'm now eating it.

i think i'll go do some homework.

love,
rae (the non-furry/swimming resident of the apartment)

I saw Walk the Line yesterday. It was amazing...go see it. Joaquin Phoenix did an incredible job. I didn't realize that the movie is basically the love story of johnny cash and june carter.

i can't wait till December 24th, oh...and i'm excited because it will be christmas.

I have two weeks of finals. Law school sucks.

I have a headache, I may be hungover.

dear law school,
can i please have my life back?
luv,
rae

Ok kids, here it is...I have guilty pleasures. We all do. I used to hide them, even from my friends, but it's time I let the whole world know (or at least those few rare people that read my journal) what they are. So here it is.

1. Mashed potatoes and gravy from KFC (okay, so this one isn't so guilty or hidden, but the fact that I got through the drive through and by family sized portions for just myself is)
2. Ashlee Simpson. I go around with everyone else and say "she sucks" which she does, she can't really sing. But, I like her new boyfriend song. I admit it.
3. Kanye West. While we're on the musical artist topic, I like Kanye West. In fact, my antenna on my car is broken, so the only 2 stations I get are 95.7 and 105.9. I still really miss the other stations like 96.5, but I'm okay with a good chunk of the crappy music on these two stations- in fact I know most of the words to Mariah Carey songs and the like and sing and dance to them while alone in my car.
4. Girly movies. Yeah, so maybe this one isn't hidden at all. But...I watch them home alone whenever they're on TV (which is quite a bit) and cry 99.9% of the time that I watch them. It can be a really crappy, cheesy movie (like Pay it Forward...which i just watched) but I'll still cry to it.
5. Laguna Beach. I'm watching it right now. They're really dumb, snobby girls...I love it.
6. Snuggling with my cat. Sometimes I pick him up and try to hold him to get him to snuggle with me....I think sometimes I annoy him. But hey...I'm all alone here, give me a break.
7. Dreaming about getting married and having kids someday. I go around acting like I hate kids...which I do for the most part. But someimes I love them...and I know I want to have some someday. Oh, and marriage....it's becoming more interesting to me everyday.
8. Gossip. I hate being gossiped about...and I hate drama. But...sometimes when I hear interesting gossip my ears perk up...
9. Singing to Michael Jackson songs when I'm alone in my car....I know a lot of the songs word for word and I insert the appropriate squeals and screams....oh Michael.

Ok, I think I've said enough... Don't hate me, at least I'm honest. In fact...I think everyone should do this, write about their guilty pleasures. I mean come on...Pat, you had pictures of Ashlee Simpson hanging up in your room. So maybe they're just to masturbate to or something, but still. :) And...I know some of you have to like crappy music....ya gotta.

so, if you know me it's no big surprise that i like a good romantic-comedy. so tonight maid in manhattan was on. i watched it. i liked watching it. once it was over i got sad. i'm alone. i like living alone, no, i love living alone. i miss dave a lot. i don't really talk about it too much, or i haven't for the past few months. but i do...miss him. it's kind of hard sometimes knowing that the person you want to be with and that wants to be with you is halfway across the country. sorry. i won't talk about it with you guys...i don't want to be the annoying girl that talks about missing her boyfriend. but, for now, i need to write it down.

i
miss
him.

the
end.